Status Updates From The Novelist

I just feel like I get the joke by now Lol and it still has a bunch left.I don't like novels that try to hammer one kind of hypocritical or ironic juxtaposition at you for the whole thing... Like i get it. and i felt this with american psycho too so it's not even that I hate Twitter personalities but ofc i also do

Second novel I have read this week that has boldly and at length dealt with how sounds are different thru walls - - hot literary trend

4 years late to this so I can cast mye critical eye along it and say Ok this sucks

I’m having a horrible time getting through this. The only thing that’s keeping me going is updating my progress here

The last 20 pages have been a play by play of his morning poop and now I’m finding out that he’s not writing this as himself. He’s writing this as a fan of himself and is now starting to brag about himself through the eyes of the narrator

This book is insane! He started saying the first sip of Yerba mate reminded him of the feeling of her0in withdrawal?? And then started comparing her0in and Yerba mate to each other???

Expect many updates, this book is so out of pocket

There are not chapters to this book. It’s literally a tiny story about the dude’s day of procrastination. Right now he’s annoyed at himself because he logged onto Twitter.