Status Updates From Pawn of the Cruel Princess ...

i hate her family wtf

this is so silly bye

boo fuck off vienne

“When I’m torturing someone, I have a special sense—an instinct about where to cut them to cause the most exquisite agony.”

ah okay cute opening

I did not expect a murder mystery out of this one. Kenney loves to surprise us!

He literally thinks she's a murderer but is so in love that he's just like, oh well, hopefully this weather will deter her from her murderous plots and she'll have sex with me all day 😍

She tortured him and literally purchased him as a sex slave yet he's more obsessed than ever. She cuts him? Hard. Chokes him? Hard. Is mean to him? He thinks, 'perfect, I'm learning her love language'. He is utterly obsessed and therefore, I must be too 😂

Given the premise, thank fuck he's just all in immediately. I couldn't bear any logic from him about this absurd situation tbh

I was creating pleasure systems like this with my Barbies and Bratz as a child so I should probably seek therapy asap lol