Status Updates From Muscles & Monsters (Leviath...

"Wishing the big bad wolf would huff and puff and give me the best orgasm of my life"

YES! I knew he was gonna move into the cottage.

Why does the wolf purr?? Don't piss me off.

They fretted over absolutely nothing he's basically acting the same lmao

The homies on the sidelines like 📝

Okay the audiobook is truly the worst way to consume this story. They hired VAs for Tegan and Atlas but they never voice the characters outside their respective POV chapters. The voice that the Atlas narrator uses for Tegan sometimes sounds like the voice he uses for Falon... And that's low-key all I can hear while she's begging for it.

This was fun but then they ruined it by talking 😭

Is she ... Is she little red riding hood? Is that the secret lore?

Mom knows ball.

I feel like the audience should at least be even. Bring her friends along too. Why not?

No no no, don't gloss over that. I need to know why she "loves" the idea of his bros being within earshot.

"'Oh. My. Gosh.' She groaned through a bite of her sandwich. 'This is freaking delicious!'
My d!ck was hard."

I'm going insane.

Stoooop go back to being cute

The "no" that I "NOOOOOO"ed. I low-key thought he was gonna ask to test-pork the homies, just to ensure optimal thrusting, but asking them to be in attendance is craaazy work.

I do really like the portrayal of body images here; how you can be confident in a bigger body and also still have insecurities in an "ideal" body.

Omg of course we're gonna have a rut arc lmao