Status Updates From How to Be Eaten: A Novel

GOD I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS LIKE I KNRW THIS GUY WAS SUS BUT GOD GODDDD

Ashlee got that reality tv drama (literally) she just wanted to be able to tell the fucking time bro

hmm wow how did the fact that this is a twist on fairytale stories go over my head. lady almost eaten by wolf, wears him as a coat, no shit-

yesss let’s all sit in a circle and trauma dump and judge whether being hunted by a wolf or kidnapped in a basement is the worse horror story

what the fuck?

ruby self sabotage supreme… i feel for her

:(( Bernice oh Bernice :(( you got away you get to live but you’re burdened by the women that didn’t get to live that weren’t so lucky, cant even tell your story until now :(( i loveu and want to hug u

ohhh my god Bernice went through the horrors 🥺

i like this concept so far

Podcast-crime-drama girlies would love this. Also fairy-tale-retelling girlies. All the girlies.