Status Updates From My Fiancé's Brother (Navy S...

Si esta wea tiene una tercera parte ME TIRO DEL QUINTO PISO.

Indignante que siga con esta lectura, pero si hay algo que soy en esta vida, es masoquista.

Ok seriously? Nobody would take a pregnant lady to go parachuting out of a plane. I can suspend reality for almost anything except for that ugh lmao.

I'm going to lose it... "Cooking dinner for Emily.” She talked at length. Then he put his hand over the receiver. “Do you mind if we have one more? My mom is feeling kind of low.” My mouth parted. I thought he would cook and leave me to eat in peace. The last person I wanted to see right now was Irene. I humiliated her son in public. The fallout promised to be tense. “Are you sure she wants to see me?” I whispered".

Wtf Emily! You're annoying me!