Status Updates From The Quarantine Princess Dia...

ffs Mia, Michael is not having an affair. he is so f-ing in love with you it's disgusting.

Don't get me wrong, I love Julie Andrews in the movies, she's amazing, but I will never forgive them for taking away the messy, narcissistic drama queen that Grandmere is in the books away from us. Genuinely it is a miracle that this woman has lived to be a million years old without someone murdering her. She is the most entertaining character in existence and we were robbed of seeing her on screen.

Why did I not know this existed, it came out 3 years ago??? Although I now understand why people didn't write a bunch of books about their experience during the 1918 Spanish Flu epidemic because, holy shit, I don't want to read a book about Covid 😂 I'm only reading this because I love Mia so much!