Status Updates From Doctor Who: Vampire Science...

if they think getting mauled by a vampire is bad wait until they see sam's ambulance bills. they are visiting america after all

Sam already has my heart. butch companion. flirts with a girl at the bar and then takes her to kill a vampire and then vanishes for 20 years. her goal is to weird people out as much as possible. this is awesome.

“...he’s a manipulative little weirdo who was always up to something behind my back,”
Love to see accurate Doctor characterization

a 8th doctor history with (hot) vampires which the very first chapter starts in a lesbian bar seems like something made specifically for me idk.

this is so epic i love how its exploring the consequences of being a companion, and also the doctor and joanna bonding over immortality is so nice and so interesting!!

‘Ok, ok,’ said Harris. ‘Don’t get your Gallifreyan knickers in a twist.’

6 pages in and this might already be one of the dykiest dr who stories i have ever consumed what the hell. companion described as butch/girl hitting on said companion/the doctor described as looking like oscar wilde/“two women in a close embrace”. this fucking rules i should have become an EDA girlie years ago

'But why save our lives, specifically?' threw in Abner from the circle. 'After all, aren't we what you're supposed to be saving people from?'
'Because war is boring. It's all people telling other people what to do.'