Status Updates From How Not to Chaperone a Lady...

I was whisked off my feet by the outrageous amounts of yearning (what do you MEAN he secretly attended her performances for months despite knowing she would never have him) and was having an absolute ball (I ADORE a childhood nemesis-secretly-yearning-for-eachother-for-decades thang) but cue the sound of a cartoon car crash because I cannot see how they're gonna pull back from the direction this book has gone...