Status Updates From After the Lamb Bites Back

I’m chomping at the bit to be finished with this book

Okay pegging not expecting that

I still don’t really know what’s going on but I think Blossom and Henry are getting closer? It keeps transitioning into what I can only imaging is a dream?

What the hell

Blossom!! Please KILL HENRY!!! I’m over him predatory ass

Not werewolves! Wolves as a metaphor for sex? Maybe as a metaphor rage? The men seem to clearly be wolf-esque while the women/girls are lambs

So Henry is in love (?) with Blossom (who has been missing). Blossom doesn’t seem to care about Henry in the times they’ve interacted (I think she stabbed him?), but Henry is so obsessed with her he seeks out prostitutes that look like her (to bite? Because he’s a werewolf???)

So werewolf Henry has a thing for Blossom (who has killed her mom?) but Henry is also a cop. Norman is the sheriff who has a daughter who is a high schooler. I guess Henry goes for high school age girls

Cool- a sheriff who ogles teenagers

Why is this whole book one big run on sentence???

this one’s not for the weak I fear

THE VOICES

the voices 🤣

everyone and their mom is hitting on henry.. blossom get ur ass back into town my god 💀

back again….