Status Updates From What the Dead Leave Behind ...

I am that person who walks into doors (well doorways) and ends up with bruises🤦🏼‍♀️. Or walk into other things and end up with bruises in bizarre places. I have also cut my hand with a spoon. My finger with a fork (that happened a few weeks ago.) (Both the spoon and fork thing happened while washing dishes.) and you should have seen the bruises from various times I have fainted.