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She always ruins it with sex, but I'll just try and block it from my memory

Guys, I love Liam. I want a Liam so badly 3

“That Helena never tried to set us up. Like, you and me. Together.”
“Yeah, that’s—” Liam falls silent abruptly, as though something occurred to him, too. He stares into the middle distance for a moment and then lets out a low, deep laugh. “Helena.”

~ OH MY GOD SHE TOTALLY DID THROUGH HER WILL, I FUCKING LOVE ALI HAZELWOOD'S MIND, WHAT A GOOD MOMENT

Ali Hazelwood is a warlock, ts is like crack

“You know, Mara, I can tell you’re lonely,” she’d say whenever I stopped by her office to chat. “How do you even know?” “Because people who aren’t lonely don’t write fanfiction for The Bachelor franchise in their spare time.”

~ How am I even being called out here

bitch is you shannon like the river (derogatory)

guys you need to pretend you’re on wattpad. and then it’s fine. kind of. it’s like really advanced wattpad writing with the exact same incredibly corny tropes

Even in death Helena is still setting people up