Status Updates From My Big, Fat Desi Wedding

Went on to read an interesting one till I got SPOOOKED because Gil AT NINETEEN YOU ARE GETTING MARRIED. nineteen. You’re just a girl.

WHAT DO MEAN I FLIPPED THE PAGE AND SUDDENLY IT WAS ONE DIRECTION FANFICTION. I cried actual tears from laughing

A DEEWANGI DEEWANGI REFERENCE. TASHIE I LOVE YOU.
(My childhood fave song)

SHES REALIZING. I HAVE JOY IN LIFE AGAIN

This is me NOW. NOW. realizing the coincidence (read: FUCKING SAME SHIT) of me loving miraculous and secret identities and me loving soulmates. ITS THE SAME SHIT. Anyway shoutout tashie for that realization

OKAY SO AMAN IS KIND OF DUMB TOO SO IT WORKS. Buddy I promise you the girl whom you BEEN matching with is your soulmate - I know you can’t see the words - and you happen to see the words of her brother (in law) and they matched yours so you think your soulmate is him…which YAY it’s June but bubba you’re stupid 😛 it’s okay you’re still pretty (whimsical)

Nivali is kind of dumb she doesn’t know her A) soulmate and B) all the soulmate designs - but she’s so me core. Too busy having a mental breakdown to care for a man

I skipped (more like ZIPPED) straight to tashie’s - it’s a soulmate Au of a brown couple I’m IN LOVE. I love soulmate au if my ao3 has anything to go off of.

Is her name JAANU?? okay no. Bye next story

‘The Disater Weddung’
I thought she was 20. She thinks like a twenty year old - that or I think like a 17 year old honestly both very much plausible

I’m 85% I read this book or attempted to at least years ago. Let’s gooooo

“Ve Maahi”