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wait that's so cute of grant

no way these big words are natural vocabulary to them. like who genuinely and unironically uses copious on the daily or like synophant. who tf knows what that means

period delilah as you should. some egotistic men REALLY need a reality check 🫩🫪

what the actual fu- get him out. commit homicide. call off the damn wedding. saying that is a non pet name way is weird (even as a pet name still) but saying that to describe her is absolutely insane

i love how when people really truly like someone they’ll think their crush looks unbelievably insanely hot in everything but especially when they dress up. the WAY delilah is describing claire rn is like shes the only woman who could pull off a dress like that. like over adrianna lima or gigi hadid

why can’t someone look at me like this 😭😭

i love how claire has literally no clue how to flirt. she really just is nervous and likes delilah

who said that bc OBVIOUSLY isabel took her in it was literally the moral thing to do. anything less is fucked up