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Jayson
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(1) "What was wrong with me? Here I was, looking at a complete (naked and handsome) stranger with lust, while he was scared and wounded."
- Bloodlust, possibly—she's been hanging around vampires too much.
- Most likely because he's "naked and handsome" and she's lonely/horny and on the rebound.
(2) Is it just me? Or did this spin sexual assault as an act of kindness?
— Jan 10, 2026 09:00AM
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Notes:
(1) "What was wrong with me? Here I was, looking at a complete (naked and handsome) stranger with lust, while he was scared and wounded."
- Bloodlust, possibly—she's been hanging around vampires too much.
- Most likely because he's "naked and handsome" and she's lonely/horny and on the rebound.
(2) Is it just me? Or did this spin sexual assault as an act of kindness?
Jayson
is 82% done
Notes:
(1) "[I] decided to put [the lucky rabbit's foot] in my bedroom. I could use some luck in that direction."
- Hmm... at this point, Sookie's boyfriend Quinn is physically incapacitated, so I suppose she's feeling in need of intimacy—aka horny—and her "bad luck" is purely sexual.
- I mean, it's not like she's desperate for suitors. If anything, she has too much "luck."
— Dec 31, 2025 09:00AM
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Notes:
(1) "[I] decided to put [the lucky rabbit's foot] in my bedroom. I could use some luck in that direction."
- Hmm... at this point, Sookie's boyfriend Quinn is physically incapacitated, so I suppose she's feeling in need of intimacy—aka horny—and her "bad luck" is purely sexual.
- I mean, it's not like she's desperate for suitors. If anything, she has too much "luck."
