Status Updates From You're Not Supposed to Die ...

Charity dumb as hell but her and bezi fucking them owl bitches up. Iktr!
Snapped shin, , bear spray in the face, head cracked, knife in the achilles heel and arrow in the eye. Shits gory asf!

My sweet Kyle, I can't believe he had to even think about getting arrested for defending himself or Tasha getting hurt.

Fuck Sheriff Lillard!

I wonder what the grand owl dude can do cause Alex & Co were glazing fr!

PORTER!!!!! :(
Poor Tasha!
If Paige is alive, Bezi should slap her ong, smh.
Charity for a final girl, you fucking stupid and reckless, holy shit!

Sis actually wants to die atp! Racing of into the woods with only flashlights and Bezi, Not taking Kyle, not grabbing weapons, wanting to race into the lodge and screaming in a room with fucking murderers!

Girl!
Must admit I didn't expect the story to take this route.

PORTER!!!!! :(
Poor Tasha!
If Paige is alive, Bezi should slap her ong, smh.
Charity for a final girl, you fucking stupid and reckless, holy shit!

Sis actually wants to die atp! Racing of into the woods with only flashlights and Bezi, Not taking Kyle, not grabbing weapons, wanting to race into the lodge and screaming in a room with fucking murderers!

Girl!
Must admit I didn't expect the story to take this route.

I knew they was gonna investigate. And fym Canoe. They not serious. You heard footsteps. Get tf out of there!

javier annoying asf but he the realest one there fr.

I know the camp mirrror lake film was stated to have a supernatural element but admittedly the scene with Mrs Keane's rambling threw me for a loop with the implication. Wasn't expecting that possible element.

I wonder what happened to Paige and Porter?

My sister Charity works as a fake final girl at a scare camp and claims to be a big horro fan but can't recognise the signs that they in danger.

Girl lock tf in! I bet her ass about investigate the boathouse, even though she clearly saw figure that most likely isn't Kyle or Javier.