Status Updates From Fireside Reading of Winnie-...

"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?"
"What's for breakfast?" said Pooh.

As for me, I usually say "*&$@#&@^#$%!"

Things that were not remembered from childhood: Christopher Robin accidentally shot Winnie the Pooh.

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Because sometimes grown-up comfort books just don't cut it