Status Updates From Alien Heart (Fated Mates of...

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Children, they are acting like children on the playground!

This from someone who actually likes the miscommunication trope!

Oh no that is so sad...

Anyway.

Randomly starting in the middle of a series because of some random trope you want to read is unhinged behaviour.

Or is it typical for a book nerd?

Always talking about how they wee, but what have they been doing when they’ve gotta take a dump? Are they using hides then cleaning and reusing them? Do they have a seperate area for bowel movements? How are they staying regular? 😂

Now, this ablik field poses more questions than it answers. And I still don't know how they get it, just where.

Hands? HANDS?!!! When did he grow another arm? Or did a hand grow from his tail, or something?

And now she's feeling sorry for him and the author is trying to convince me she's developing "feelings". Yeah, pity is a feeling, all right.

And now he's criticizing her cooking. Something very important to her, supposedly. Why did the author think that made a good pairing?

She likes making food. He doesn't enjoy food. A bad pairing from the start.

Jocelyn needs to mind her own damn business, she's getting on my last nerve. Girl this isn't your relationship go be with your Gahn.

God for a woman so desperate for an alien mate you'd think she would make sure not to approach male aliens as if they're humans and understand all human concepts. You can't get angry when your attempts at flirtation and sarcasm don't work on an alien who has never had contact with humans before and you can't assume the worst from how the alien acts/talks because you view the acts on a human level.