Status Updates From The Good Soldier Švejk

“‘And so they’ve killed our Ferdinand’ said the charwoman to Mr. Švejk, who had left military service years before, after having been finally certified by an army medical board as an imbecile, and now lived by selling dogs - ugly, mongrel monstrosities whose pedigrees he forged”

Such a freaking banger first sentence I’m locked in at the jump. Ready to go to war (literally) for Josef Švejk!!!