Status Updates From The Switch

After the first few pages I already wanted to throw this across the room, now I'm 100 odd pages in and am so bored. The characters are meh, any supposed erotic moments are just snoozyworthy and eye rolling 😴 I started skimming after about page 30 which I hate doing but have to finish as once I've started I've got to read til the end. Snore

DNF.... Just not my thing.... And the main characters' interactions were very stilted and poorly developed.

This sounds like bestiality.

Airplanes are to smut as copy machines are to porn.

Still bored. But I should finish soon.

This boring fantasy just keeps going and going.

than on actually developing any chemistry between the characters. This book lives in the tears of the characters' pasts and the fapping over their current horniness. Just not really worth reading.

and pretty racist fantasies (half-Japanese heroine has a fantasy of sex with a Nazi; blond hair blue eyes dude wants sex with Amazon priestesses to prove his worthiness to their Goddess).

This book will have to improve a lot just to get higher than a two-star rating. It's so boring and repetitive. I feel like more time has been spent lamenting Beth's ex dying on 9/11 (four times), Sean's wasted time with his sex-hating-because-of-a-stroke (dead) wife