Status Updates From Betrayed (House of Night, #2)

I feel like all of Zoey’s narration sounds like my friends in second grade playing witches at recess and being really bad at cooperating. “I summon fire and the biggest, brightest flame bursts out of my candle!” “Well I summon spirit and my flame is even bigger and brighter. And everyone is cheering.”

"My friends called me 'weird' and 'out there' because I liked shopping at the chic midtown stores...like American Eagle. Not the boring basic mall store, like American Eagle." Never change, Zoey

Low-key Zoey gives off Tori Vega vibes. Also this is something I’m sure I’ll say a lot over the course of this series but #justiceforaphrodite