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Paradise is so dull, we decided, no one actually wants to go there. We read and giggled our way through this incomprehensible morass of Dante's vindictiveness. Some read with breathy voices, hoping for a double entendre to lighten the road. Others speed read - Dante in five minutes - we sang songs inspired by lines to get through it - like a long drive - are we there yet? Two more sessions to go, we are so over it.