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May 30, 11 P.M.
Have decided to seek employment for the summer. Have compiled a list of skills that I believe will be useful in acquiring needed funds.
1. Fire building
2. Map reading
3. Walking
4. Knife throwing
5. Chanting
6. Breath control
7. Bread baking
8. Juggling
9. Rice planting
10. Sitting in small dark rooms
This should prove more than adequate in finding challenging employment.
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Have decided to seek employment for the summer. Have compiled a list of skills that I believe will be useful in acquiring needed funds.
1. Fire building
2. Map reading
3. Walking
4. Knife throwing
5. Chanting
6. Breath control
7. Bread baking
8. Juggling
9. Rice planting
10. Sitting in small dark rooms
This should prove more than adequate in finding challenging employment.
