Status Updates From The True Love Experiment

i almost dnf’ed this bruh buti nalang binigyan ko ng chance 🫩

“a petite blonde named—I kid you not—Ashley Simpson. When I say Ashley is hanging on Connor’s arm, I mean this: imagine a giant rock, and then imagine a barnacle. I like Ashley well enough—even though she toyed with Peter’s heart for years when he believed looks were more important than brains, and then chased him relentlessly once he figured out that brains were more important than looks—“

Fizzy, no