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The illustrations in this book provide such nostalgia and tug at my heart strings

"Pooh himself - said something so clever that Christopher Robin could only look at him with mouth open and eyes staring, wondering if this was really the Bear of Very Little Brain whom he known and loved so long."

THEY ARE SO CUTE

"Do go and see, Owl. Because Pooh hadn't got very much brain, and he might do something silly, and I do love him so, Owl."

Christopher Robin not caring about anyone else other than his silly old bear

Christopher Robin and Kanga are now gaslighting Piglet and he kind of deserved it but THIS IS A CHILDRENS BOOK

Kanga casually waterboarding Piglet

"And you know what I told you yesterday about making faces. If you go on making faces like Piglet's, you will grow up to look like Piglet - and then think how sorry you will be."

SHE IS SUCH A GASLIGHTER SHE SAID THIS TO PIGLETS FACE

"The best way would be to steal Baby Roo"

You are going to do what

"Piglet lay there, wondering what had happened. At first he thought that the whole world had blown up;"

I was so shocked by this sentence I genuinely snorted

"It's bad enough," said Eeyore, almost breaking down, "being miserable myself, what with no presents and no cake and no candles, and no proper notice taken of me at all,"

This took a turn

"Oh, Bear!" Said Christopher Robin. "How I do love you!"

Protect him at all costs

"For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me."

Same

"You're a real friend," said he. "Not like some."

Eeyore that was a rather salty sentence