Status Updates From Kenobi (Star Wars Legends)

They made this book Legends because Disney era Star Wars would never mention Satine like this

Space accounting is real… I see my future and it is bright

Orrin is pissing me off. He needs to stop undermining and disrespecting Annileen. He’s allowed to have his own opinions on her parenting and Jabe’s future, but it is not his place to fully intervene in these matters

Dex mention! Who cheered

It is so incredibly funny how Annileen is just trying to connect with this hot hermit and her mere name just reminds him of his pseudo brother/son who he failed in every way imaginable. Like I’m sorry girl it’s not you

I love the small glimpses of Obi-Wan you still get within Ben. Like “I’m considering hanging myself”

“Annileen calculated he had kids of his own…” Crying, screaming, AND pulling my hair out