Status Updates From Out for the Night (Browerto...

the ick is so incredibly bad i NEEEDDD soundcloud rappers to please. well. idk make ur art stay true or whatever but do it away from me please i truly cannot

he messed w the fucking flash drive i know he did ohmygod we are hitting dangerous dangerous levels with my propensity to get high strung and invested in the characters i NEEEEEEDDDD this to go well for matty or im going to . well i dont want to say it. but OHHMYGOD please everything has blown up PLEASE.....

the way my heart dropped when coop got recognized by someone who went to his high school ohhhhh this is the worst <- girl who went to school 1k+ miles away from home because she DID NOT want A SINGLE PERSON from hs to be at her school also MATTY STOP TELLING PEOPLE COOP RAPS. HE FUCKING SUCKS!

'can u rap for me' is NOT the romantic come on u think it is. especially considering the garbage that coop calls his rap. like. homosexual from the suburbs saying shit like "cuz she cant deny my mad tinder game" puh-lease.

im not reading coops cringe ass fucking rap i dont know who u think i am like:

"Welcome to college
I’m gettin’ more knowledge.
I be partyin’ all night and sleepin’ all day
And I be cutting the crusts off my own PB&J
[thank you very much!]" this is the first stanza btw.

the next one goes 'i eat when i want i sleep when i want i fuck when i want.' this cannot be a lucrative career he's considering.

WHAT is mattys full name because I KNOW his indian parents did NOT name his ass fucking MATTY also im honestly not a major fan of saying south asian when u mean indian like just say indian. his last name is kapoor we know u mean indian. ur not talking abt the diaspora ur talking abt a person

g rated gigolo is a KILLER fucking tagline it flows off the tagline i cant stop saying it

ho appena capito si trattasse di un vero gigolo

This one's going to hurt, I feel it