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“I can’t just have her. She’s a human being, not a thing. And Sophie… ugh, she’s such a fucking pain in the ass. You can’t just take Sophie. You have to, I dunno… you have to earn her. She’s like the princess in the tower: you have to fight and defeat the dragon first. Except that she’s also the fucking dragon. Does that make sense?”

“My stomach twists and my fists clench at the thought. I don’t get to touch Sophie—why should anybody else?”

“Being allies with Sophie Sutton is like trying to pet the wolf you’ve kept caged and starving for years.”

At this point I just continue reading so as to see how much worse it can get bc wtf are these characters doinnnng

Now why am I starting to find him cute PLEASE

This ones for you Heba

the man is comparing his crush to his car? and he incites his friend to fuck into submission his fiancée? and you call that a man— well, sorry, but go to hell?