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I need to get my gr challenge up don’t say anything.

“But I love you enough that I would rather walk into the ocean before forcing you to do something you only feel through obligation.”
“Yes, well, I love you enough to tell you that you’re being a dramatic arse,” she snaps in annoyance.”

THE SASS IM DEAD

“I assure you, Granger, I am fully capable of reading. You don’t have to look so shocked that I’d be interested.”
“That’s not what I meant!” Her rebuttal was softened by a laugh, which she hid behind her own mug.
“It’s fine.” He waved her off with an exaggerated sigh. “I know it’s hard for you to comprehend that I could be so wealthy *and* good looking, let alone intelligent as well.”

Ded

“Giving you your gift, as I promised.” Once at the door, he flicked the handle open with a quick twist and motioned inside the exposed room. “There. For you.”
His tone held no enthusiasm for what he was showing her, and Hermione had to blink several times to process the sight. He’d…
He’s somehow turned her spare room into a miniature library.“

OH MY GOD

“Take some time to myself.”
“Brooding, you mean,” she said. “Best break out your good cloak, then. Just to make it as dramatic as possible.”
Nudging him with her foot under the table, she grinned when he shot her an affronted look.
“I do not brood.”
“You do,” she replied. “And you’re very good at it. You’re even doing it right now.”

I’m dead