Status Updates From Walking After Midnight

Never thought id complain about too much sex in a book, but these people have had sex 3 times now, kissing and all, yet they haven't showered or brushed their teeth in 3 to 4 days. Mind you, they've been hiking and running all that time, and the guy was bruised and doused in kerosene on Day 1. I can taste their stench and it's making this hard to get through