Status Updates From Cat-Eyed Boy: The Perfect E...

I love how casual he is about everything

That's kinda funny how it spat the letter at him

" Don't worry... the campaign pledges I made were just for show. It doesn’t matter to me if the cost of living has gone up"

Sadly, truer today than ever with our politicians

"I'm the one that should be crying for help! Later!"

So funny, but so mean

Lady... WTF?

"You grave vandalizing monster!" Yells the cop as he fires his gun at an innocent kid and damages multiple tombstones

He just can't catch a break, no matter what

This is such a cool page

Now that truly is horrifying and heartbreaking

"Mom! You're a grown up, don't be such a coward "

Valid, but hilarious

Such a cute break of the 4th wall

The one-legged Monster of Oudai 4/5: a fun spooky one about what happens when you harm those weaker than you

Cat-eyed Boy experiences the miracle of child birth

And now he's possessed. Wonderful

The Tsunami Summoners 3.5/5: very well written, but too sad for me. I hate seeing Cat-eyed Boy get blamed and tortured, only to lose everything. I want to hug him so badly

3':

Just sad

I said it once, I will say it a million times: Cat-eyed Boy is the hero they need, but not the one they deserve. Seeing him hurt makes me so sad

Kinda serves you right, dude. If only you listened to your little brother

The OG Binzo ( IYKYK)

Funny enough, it is actually the year of the fire horse now!

The Ugly Demon 4/5: Not bad. Of course, the violence towards animals was rough, but still a good story.

No! Not my boy 💔

Just like that, all my sympathy is gone. Now I hope you die as painfully as possible for what you've done to those animals

The immortal Man 4.5/5: very interesting intro. I really like the Cat-eyed Boy so far. He gives me Cryptkeeper vibes, but more intertwined with the story.

You know it's bad when the household cryptid is saying you're weird

You're taking this really hard considering it only happened because he tried to kidnap you.