Status Updates From The Santa Problem

“Holy shit,” Kendall muttered. Don’t come!
Alfie let him slip free. “Was that a Holy shit, this guy doesn’t know what he’s doing? Or Holy shit, I forgot to lock my car? Or Holy shit, I’m going to come if Alfie does that again?”
“Stop talking and get on with it.”

😂❤️ This is fun and very cute.

“Have you been a good boy?”

“Probably not.”

“You get points for honesty. What would you like for Christmas?”

Alfie bent his head to Kendall’s ear and sang, “One lot of lube, two packets of condoms and a partridge in a pear tree. Except I’d like them now. Well, not now, and not the partridge, but…”

“I’ll see what I can do.”

Oh, this one's fun! 😊
Exactly what a Christmas read should be!! 👍😁👍

The remaining 36% were utterly adorable and super sweet (except that one incident). I knew Alfie wasn't human! RTC.

Still very sure Alfie is not entirely human. Progress has been made for Kendall, finally.

This is really slogging along. I'm only at 29% but it feels like I've been reading for days.
I'm also getting the feeling that Alfie isn't entirely human, possibly.

Gifted to me by a wonderful elf in 2022's Goodreads Fun Holiday ebook gift exchange.

OMG! The Argos catalogue. I had to get one for each child so they could go through and circle the things they wanted. Then along came google and Santa letters took on a whole different meaning.

I bloody love Alfie.