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"You’re getting older now, I think it’s time you and I had a chat about some stuff.”
Deccie raised a hand. “We did a class in science where they showed us some weird pictures. Apparently, a woman’s foo-foo looks like a goat, and you can stop having a baby by putting a balloon over a banana. Mr Calhoun showed us that, but he said not to tell the Christian Brothers, so I assume it was their banana he had nicked."
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Deccie raised a hand. “We did a class in science where they showed us some weird pictures. Apparently, a woman’s foo-foo looks like a goat, and you can stop having a baby by putting a balloon over a banana. Mr Calhoun showed us that, but he said not to tell the Christian Brothers, so I assume it was their banana he had nicked."
