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This book is so beautifully written it’s made me cry like 6 times

So far 4 out of 5 stars however I don’t think this was edited bc the characters names are being mixed up

“Ah,” said Seth. Death. One of the least interesting things that humans did.

I am LOVING this……..!

I’m so confused by Seth’s 180

Holy crap I feel bad for Drew.

Alexa, play “Paint the Town Red” by Doja Cat

Old as f*ck, out-of-touch vampires trying to behave normally and blend in to society by watching reality tv is some of the funniest sh*t I’ve ever read.

I love Daniel May’s dark/dry humor. I’m dying. 🤣 This could easily be a Netflix series.

I actually feel really bad for Blondie, I don't know if we are suppose to or not but yeah

Oh my God, I feel so bad for both of them

The vampire MC is a virgin !!!!!!!

I love how this is written, it sounds almost lyrical

The not vampire MC can see auras

The vampire MC came to kill the other MC but was mistaken by a model and he's too enamorated to say anything otherwise

Dude is a 3000 year old vampire. And he’s a virgin. Excuse me, what? 🫠 No wonder we’re both bored rn. 🤦‍♀️

Wth now the next chapter Seth describes Drew as “The man was muscular. It was interesting muscle…However, it wasn’t muscle built and sculpted in a gym, or aided with injections. It was a nervous kind of muscle. The muscle of long repetition, built on a foundation of anxious energy…He bent over his sketchbook in a kind of nervous hunch, as if trying to shrink all that muscle.” IS HE BIG OR SMALL

I’m confused how Seth describes Drew as ”The man wasn’t too far gone from boyhood;a slenderness that suggested his limbs had only recently finished adding length and hadn’t yet filled in with substance” and “This small, fresh one” yet Drew describes himself as “big hands…As if hunched shoulders could do anything to hide or diminish his solid frame... from years of sweating off anxiety at the gym”

can i adopt blondie? i would guard him WITH MY LIFE

let's gooo