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"Yasmin had been his first choice.
But a first choice is not always the right choice."

Her aunt is making me laugh so much. She doesn't want her to ever sign Amazing Grace again because she doesn't like the word 'wretch'. Also doesn't want her to ever sing 'Shout, shout Hallelujah' because "In this family, we don’t shout. I believe the author was a Protestant, which explains everything, doesn’t it?”

Why doesn't she have glasses on the cover of the book? Does the publisher think no one would read the book if picture showed a FMC with glasses?

“The prize for not being a wallflower is, of course, marriage. But is that truly a prize?”

Notes on the narrative

From her photo Eloisa James is a tiny smiling author. She freely admits this is autobiographical. We embrace her for that

And the income crashing down with it well worn boy babe to be followed by a girl babe. But this instance it was not so egregious

The end

I have to hand it to Eloisa James. Her research that brought her to a cog wheel that revolutionized British built locomotives was epic.

To sum up the entirety

“You left me in a strange world. “

And no the epilogue

Kudos, I must admit, she handled the retreat and the advance with tree climbing and the cat pissing in the boot. That reminded that I gave away a rescue cat and it pissed in the new shoes of the husband, when it came back I never let it go, it died at 20.

Yes Stella you really had to stop feeling so sorry for yourself
I would like to sleep alone tonight…