Status Updates From A Divina Comédia - O Inferno

Starting this because I have a semester off and my linguistic brain is still firing and I need to break down the translation from Italian to English. Need my brain to fire all its neurons please.

i find the "x classic old literary work is literally fanfiction by definition" so annoying and childish but some of this is funny as hell like genuinely why is homeros the bus driver all of a sudden