Status Updates From Beauty and the Beefcake (Th...

Okay hear me out… How could I pass on a romance between a genius whose real passion is ventriloquism and a hockey player with a monkey that both now live in a house haunted by her recently deceased grandmother? Pure insanity but also so bad it’s good.

I have returned to the nightmare that is this book. It feels like my brain is denaturing into horrifying goop every time I finish a chapter.