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Dan & Lucy neighbors to Harry & Sasha warn of a “mountain spirit” that takes iterations depending on the current season. We’re informed of what is to be done for the Spring iteration. If a light is seen in the pond after sunset, a fire is to be started immediately. If not, a drumming sound be heard coming from east of the Mts. If that was heard the windows are to be covered & not let anything in at all costs.

The writing on this is so extraordinarily mid. Like...high school level of writing. You started out writing shitty middle school fanfic but have moved on to slightly better written creepypasta.