Status Updates From Orphia and Eurydicius

I can try and get behind mythical inaccuracies… I struggled through the raving feminist manifesto… BUT TO MAKE ORPHIA TURN AROUND IN THE UNDERWORLD CAUSE SHE THOUGHT HADES WAS A MISOGYNIST ANS WANTED TO STICK IT TO THE MAN AND NOT FOR LOVE

where is the la la la la la la la-ing? why is hades not singing about an impending riot? when is she going to stop clarifying that she is a woman WHEN I CLEARLY KNOW???????

I’m actually so embarrassed… I wanted to make bread and needed buttermilk so I got to get it… I LEFT THE BUTTERMILK ON A SHELF IN THE TEA AISLE CAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED SOMETHING ELSE

to give an educated update- I feel as though there is a specific aim with the message of this book and I don't understand why, when she wants to tell the stories of forgotten women, she isn't telling the story of a forgotten woman and instead just replacing orpheus with a flatter female version whose only thought is *whiningI awww my dad won't let me compose poetry and women deserve better

I just need everyone to read this line cause what do you mean WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN
“He looked at me the way men look at famous men. But I was obviously a woman”
WTFFF