Status Updates From Soho Society

This book has just arrived . It gets off to a cracking start: "When I went to investigate, I discovered that thanks to the bullet through his head, my dad's brains were splattered across the four walls of his bedroom. Never one to miss an opportunity, I sashayed over to his wardrobe and navigated my way across the sea of footwear to his black Pierre Cardin alligator-skin shoes"