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"As it happened, we let matters stand, and Juno went into partnership with one of the cats. They staked out the mousehole and waited together, for days, for another mouse to appear." (155)

"But if you praise your puppy by saying, 'Gooood dog!' and give it a good ear rub, it will work with pleasure and spirit. Dogs love hammy acting. They are good actors themselves, and they appreciate it in others." (156) dogs and soccer players

"If your dog absolutely will not sit still for a nail filing or clipping (perhaps you began doing this late in the dog's development), feed it one-fourth to one-half can of flat beer before you begin the clipping or filing. The malt in the beer is good for the dog, and the alcohol will settle the dog down. If you use beer, do all of the nails at once." The 70s were a wild time