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Ami 乁 ˘ o ˘ ㄏ (written by Jane Austen)
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"Dana squeezed the trigger and sent a jet of water toward the teachers. Mr. Yee and Professor Iwerebon immediately yelled and fell back, as if they had been sprayed with acid."
This cracked me up lol
— Feb 05, 2026 04:41AM
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This cracked me up lol
Ami 乁 ˘ o ˘ ㄏ (written by Jane Austen)
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""Mature decisions!" My father was so outraged that I half expected him to grow [redacted] any second. "You reveal all our secrets because you like a boy and you want to talk about mature decisions? You are on thin ice, young lady.""
I love the dad 💀
— Feb 05, 2026 12:28AM
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I love the dad 💀













