Status Updates From Vampire Vow (Vampires, #1)

Catholics got some weird feelings for Jesus. I could literally never.

WHY ARE WE EATING BABIES? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Someone on Storygraph said this had historical accuracy 😭😭😭

I'm????? Confused?????
He's like trying to establish that him and J-man have been doing this weird courtship dance but as far as I'm concerned they just met and idk why they want to fuck let along Wictor giving him a weird and possibly not linguistically correct nickname?

His name is... Victor? Which, if my understanding of Roman is correct, would be pronounced........... Wictor.

He's just an UwU Wampire Wictor

jfc this book is not safe for me to read I can feel myself turning feral as I type. (Also my loan from Archive.org is only for an hour so I'm reading triple speed gonna finish this horrible little book TONIGHT.)

Until this day, I have never known camp. This is camp. There is no other camp.

Literally - Jesus walking around dick fully out while some Gay Roman Vampire Bitch™ is like Oh yeah I'm gonna fuck that Jew.

I'm doing to die. I won't make it. Oh my fucking god. Tell the Gay Library I love them.