Status Updates From UFO of God: The Extraordina...

Yeah man I don't think the psychiatrist who put you on lithium was a quack

Based solely on your own accounting here I think you have bipolar depression with psychosis

Saying 17 year olds barely have a concept of reality is crazy

Bro they can drive
In a year they can VOTE

It's giving Joseph Triska (another author with psychosis who thinks he doesn't obviously have psychosis)

Yeah man all youve done is describe catatonia

This is just a psychotic break you're describing man

Like in the nicest way possible you're hallucinating

Okay now he's saying it was Crohns which makes more sense because that is a debilitating and disabling gastrointestinal condition

It also makes me wonder if he meant IBD and not IBS because while similar letters those are in fact vastly different diagnoses

Also why uh

Why was he on lithium because there's really only a handful of conditions that we use lithium to treat and all of them deeply damage the credibility of his narrative lmao

Okay while lithium poisoning can and does happen

The way he's describing it

Isn't how lithium works

Either you were taking way too much or you were taking it wrong but it doesn't just keep building up in your system forever unless something is Deeply wrong with your body

Yeah so if you can't leave the house because of your IBS symptoms?

You don't have IBS

You got something else going on

Okay man was it IBS or was it Crohns because those are two very different diagnoses

Is this whole book just gonna be this dude trauma dumping lmao???

I thought there were gonna be aliens man this is just how your wife died from drunk driving which I get it that sucks but that's not aliens

Oh good chapter 3 is also completely disconnected

If you're gonna write your memoirs as a series of disconnected vignettes then like make that clear instead of pretending you have a through narrative man

Idk why he's talking about surviving a shotgun blast like it never happens

Because it very much does happened like it's not even uncommon

Shotguns can kill people sure but they can also just maim or disable them

Really good writing choice to make chapter 2 completely disconnected from chapter 1 in a way that makes literally no sense /s

Is this supposed to be believable bc right now it read like the text version of Ghost Adventures whicu is a show that both has actively faked things and which is mostly a bunch of dudes freaking out over poorly filmed insects in dark rooms

Okay so far this is just two guys who sound like they might be the most gullible dudes on planet earth falling for a charlatan's act so that's

Cool

Okay I cannot prove it but I'm pretty sure this forward is AI generated lmao

No one talks like this

Titling your book "the extraordinary true story of (the guy who wrote this book)" is admittedly a level of confidence I wish I had