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dnf!! I just read textual confusion this year and i remember everything bout it, this is 100% similar but not as good.🤷

guys idk if its cuz i wanna read smth else but im not having fun!!...should i dnf..should i not?

“Got your license?”
“Sorry, I guess I was just wondering how it hasn’t been suspended yet. You know, for driving all the guys around you crazy.”

...so lets not? okay?

I can't tell if im sleepy or bored.....Imma need to read an mf book next cuz dang

"that was the uniquely salty flavor of man, and Micah couldn’t get enough of it."
The..what now? I rly don't understand the use of "flavor of man" in MM books when they're kissing why do we do that? you never see "flavor of woman"😭

micah loves curly fries... who saw that coming (i did)

uncle peter/marco is here 🤪 bc ofc damon has a bunch of sisters and an uncle. atp i need to stop pointing out every detail that confirms what i already know but it's fun, what can i say

not damon/derek having his family's emblem tattoed on his back😭😭 it was 100% a sterek fic im crying

i feel like i'm reading a sterek fanfic which is not a bad thing trust me but it's so obvious to me i can't believe no one has pointed it out before (i looked thru the reviews on here) i was already getting those vibes but it's just been revealed that stiles, i mean, micah's dad is his boss at the cop precinct HIS BEST FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL IS NAMED SCOTT hello???

Though predictable at least the ending had some action — 2.25