Status Updates From Grandmaster of Demonic Cult...

WWX says “dont get your potential man drunk to try ask him how he feels about you then forget to actually ask him and instead make out with him in a bad tub”

WWX should listen to his own advice or just you know ASK LZ WHEN THEYRE BOTH SOBER, HE SO OBVIOUSLY ADORES AND CHERISHES AND LUSTS FOR YOU DINGBAT

Not to be the one, but I dare think my man WWX should have taken up LZ’s offer to go with him to Gusu

I miss when we were having family time with A-Yuan, now I’m sobbing in the club cos A-Lin is an orphan, my girls are both dead, Wen Ning is being locked away/tortured, and LAN ZHAN IS SAD AND SO DESPERATELY TRYING TO SAVE WWX AND HE CANT AND OMFG I CANNOT

A-yuan my POOKIE

doomed siblings upon doomed siblings I can’t do this anymore when will my misery end