Status Updates From Bad Behavior: Stories

Don’t be such a Christian. Things aren’t good or bad; they just are.

“Debby, do you ever have the sensation of being outside yourself, almost as if you can actually watch yourself from another place?” I hadn’t at the time, but I did now. And it wasn’t such a bad feeling at all.

In light of their enthusiasm, the only intelligent course of action seemed to be immobility and rudeness.

“All right, I’m not a slave. With me it’s more a matter of love. It’s like the highest form of love.”

It would be impossible for you to disappoint me. The whole idea of you makes me happy. Anything you do will be all right.

had been half-consciously looking for another woman with a similarly fatal combination of pride, weakness and a foolish lust for something resembling passion.

guys this is so shit 🫩