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These teenagers in this book man.

Girl do not get in the car with strange men in the middle of the night, and do not tell them that you’re alone waiting for someone to come pick you up to go to a specific address! Survival skills of nothing!

Uh-huh. Now they’ve taken you to a second location and you’re trapped in the car. Dumbass.

“Hey, why don’t you two go down the road a little way and see if she’s coming?”

Grammar. Proofreader. Get one.

Who the f*ck doesn’t use italics for thoughts?

His eyes were as blue and clear and snapping What does that even MEAN bro?!

Good God where was the proofreader for this book? This line makes no damn sense! “About how the seeing’s going to be really good tonight”

The second book in the nightworld series already hasn’t aged well. I’m not even a chapter in and… Character 1: “Mrs. Burdock is crazy.” Character 2: “She’s just eccentric. And yesterday she told me her nieces are all beautiful. I mean, I’m sure she’s prejudiced and everything, but she was pretty definite. Each one of them gorgeous, each one a completely different type.” 🤨 Huh?!