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i adore them already

“How many times have I done something just to show someone who doesn’t even care?”

First off, as someone with major “daddy’s emotionally never invested because he’s a narcissist” issues THIS IS TOO MUCH

“Googled tips didn’t help me finish my book draft within a week so basically I’m a failure.”

STOP BECAUSE SAME. WHAT A MOOD.

First off, imma need you to chill with the trauma of a dad leaving and feeling like you’re never going to be good enough to make someone else stay.

YOU’RE A LITTLE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT THERE.

omg queer teen rep🥹

“Text me back you coward!”

Turns out I am no better than a high schooler. 😂

Listening to this on audio when you’re not used to how British people talk is a TRIP.

It’s cute though! A high school rivals to lovers vibe.