Status Updates From Eileen

not super into this so far

we LOVE coerced confessions uwu!!

mark it in your books: it took until 85% of the book through to have the actual plot be introduced smh

unhinged Rebecca? fun as FUCK!

with love, I kinda hate this book

I want Joni to kill their dad

“And let me be clear about this: I wasn’t a lesbian. But I was attracted to Rebecca. Yearned for her attention and approval. And I admired her. You could have called it a crush. What if she had leaned into me? I would die!”

FINALLY LETS BRING IN SOME SAPPHIC ENERGY TO GET THE BALL ROLLING AHHHH