Status Updates From Love Among the Chickens

There was the click of the latch. A volume of sound rushed up the stairs.

‘Is Mr Garnet in? Where is he? Show me the old horse. Where is the man of wrath? Exhibit the son of Belial.’

There followed a violent crashing on the stairs, shaking the house.

‘Garnet! Where are you, laddie? Garnet!! GARNET!!!!!’

Stanley Featherstone Ukridge was in my midst.
😂😂😂

Not loving this one like I usually love Wodehouse.